It's too bad that the Russians are known only for the vodka, because I guarantee that if the west knew about Elena (and were able to sample her too!) peace between the east and the west would be easier. Who needs nuclear weapons when we're all screwing Elena?
President Obama: I will have more flexibility after my election [to have Elena].
President Medvedev: I understand and will transmit this to Vladimir directly.
Yeah well... we can dream.