Wine Snob - Capri

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Grab My Hose - Riley

This is Riley.  I know.  All I can say is... "Riley?  Are you available to come over and help me wash my car?  You can hold the hose."

Conjuration - Amy Reid

When I conjure up new characters, I like modeling them after real women.  Gives me a sort of foundation for my descriptions.   Take for example Amy Reid of Twistys, the incredible red head above.  I love red heads.  And btw... phenomenal heels.

Vegetable Loving Lovely

This vegetable loving lovely is the kind of the girl I like to see gracing the pages of the Cream of Venus.  Via FTVgirls, once again the gallery wasn't marked with her name.

Update: I finally found her name.  This is Elle Alexandra.  Hi Elle!

Bright and Sunny - Leone

Sorry this post is going up so late in the day, but the truth is that I got wrapped up in writing a scene from "The Intern" the sequel to "Sigma Epsilon Xi", that I got lost in it.  I ended up doing about fourteen pages this morning, so that's actually pretty impressive.  In celebration, I decided to pick a model whose physical features (if not attitude) closely reflect the beautiful and busty Samantha Mayfield.  This girl is the beautiful Sunny Leone, a dark brunette whose enjoyment of all things carnal is no doubt as big as those of my fictional character.  Enjoy the gallery.

Appreciation For Toys

The title of this FTV girls series is "Glassy Penetration".  A play on the word "classy?"  Whichever... All I know is I appreciate a girl who appreciates her toys.

Banana Slit - Nicky

This banana wielding beauty is Nicky from Nubiles, a delectable little piece of ripe fruit.  The shots are technically from two different galleries, so here's the official Nubiles one.  Now... imagine little Nicky lying naked on your table.  You slide that banana in deep until it breaks off.  A small scoop of ice cream follows, then you pour the hot fudge right over the top of sex until it coats the labia and seeps inward.  Top with whip cream and a cherry...

Now THAT'S a banana slit! I betcha she'd enjoy it!

I noticed that I had not posted any Alison Angel since last MAY.  Sorry.  Hopefully this will cover some of that withdrawal you might have been experiencing.  Like many people, Alison clearly enjoys the bottle.  Frankly, I'm enjoying Alison enjoying the bottle.  Hope you do too.

Cute, Playful, and love Zucchini - Paige Riley

This vegetable wielding girl is Paige Riley from FTV Girls and I have to be honest - what the heck is up with screwing zucchini? Is there something especially amazing about this particular vegetable? Why is it that practically every time I see a gorgeous girl, she's SCREWING a zucchini? On the flip side, I don't really MIND that these girls are doing this.

Use Your Vegetables Wisely - Tiffany

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Vegetable Bin

In a delightful public service message, Madelyn Monroe of FTV Girls wants to encourage you to uh... fuck your vegetables. Specifically zucchini. Or maybe British Cucumber. But does it really matter? All I know is that if I buy a cucumber, I know where I want to keep it.